My First Grin
Okay, so this really was my first grin this morning. Flipping through a magazine one of my clients recently acquired, I found this (next to a picture of a pregnant woman):
“Christine is a rabid ‘Survivor’ fan and she knew she had to have a celebration that included couples, so the ‘Survivor’ theme was the perfect setting for her men and women guests.”
Poor woman! She’s rabid and pregnant? Being pregnant is hard enough without foaming at the mouth all the livelong day. I’m hoping the writer means “avid.” See kids, this is why you should stay in school.