Dating in the 21st century, II

GRIN # 42

To recap, on the single scene if you hear _________, it means __________.

This is what WOMEN DON’T want to hear about their potential date:

1. “He’s so confident.” Girls, this hasn’t changed. It still means he’s an ass.

2. “His place is so neat.” A-N-A-L.

3. “He’s a metrosexual.” He wears more crap in his hair than you do. And he’s prettier. And he carries a murse. That’s a hybrid you don’t want to mess with.

4. “He drives an awesome car.” Compensating for….something. I can’t say it here. This is a family blog.

5. “He’s smart.” And he’ll keep reminding you.

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2 Responses to “Dating in the 21st century, II”

  1. Hi – It’s great to read such topical writing on the Web as I have been able to discover here. I agree with most of what is written here and I’ll be coming back to this website again. Thanks again for posting such great reading material!!

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