Guys, you know you’re getting old when…
GRIN # 61
2. Your toenails look like your Dad’s.
3. You go to fix the creak in the stairs and realize it’s your knee.
4. You can say “Uranus” without laughing.
5. “Pull my finger” is no longer your favorite joke.
6. You find your wife crushing a little blue pill into your chicken pot pie.
7. You’ve worn the hair off your shins.
8. Periodically you say, “WHAT? Why are you mumbling?”
9. You’ve got hair in weird places…