Naked couple wrecks motorcycle
GRIN # 142
True headline: Nude Marine, rider hurt in bike wreck.
Honestly, truth is stranger than fiction. Saw this headline on Saturday in the N&O and had to check it out.
Basically, a Marine gunnery sergeant from Camp Lejeune, 38, and his girlfriend, 30, wrecked on his motorcycle at 3 am Friday. Both were naked and charged with all kinds of things including DWI (shock!), reckless driving, driving without a license, no insurance, not wearing a helmet etc. Hell, they weren’t even wearing pants; why bother with a helmet?
The girlfriend had a broken arm and leg and walked almost a mile (naked, remember) to get help. The first place she found was a landfill and she approached the office at about 5 am. I wonder what the office workers were thinking. “Bob, I think I had one too many last night. Is that woman naked or is it just me?”
And the poor girlfriend!
You know that dream you have when you realize you’re suddenly naked out in public and trying to talk to people?
Okay, maybe that’s just me. But that was for real for this woman!
Forget about wearing clean underwear in case you get in a wreck; how about just wearing clothes?
Can you imagine the road rash?