I can’t make this stuff up…
I like to have a cocktail as much as the next person, but Oy.
For $29.95, ladies, don your very own “wine rack”--a bosom-boosting athletic bra which holds your favorite wine or liquor, niftily outfitted with flexible straw tubing for your drinking pleasure. A boob enhancement and bar all in one.
“Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even of fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings,” says the website, http://www.baronbob.com/winerack-winegaggift.htm.