I can’t make this stuff up…

GRIN# 174

I like to have a cocktail as much as the next person, but Oy.

For $29.95, ladies, don your very own “wine rack”--a bosom-boosting athletic bra which holds your favorite wine or liquor, niftily outfitted with flexible straw tubing for your drinking pleasure. A boob enhancement and bar all in one.

“Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even of fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings,” says the website, http://www.baronbob.com/winerack-winegaggift.htm.

For guys, there’s the beer belly and a motorized “Cruizin” beer cooler.

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2 Responses to “I can’t make this stuff up…”

  1. See? and all these years, everyone just thought I was FAT… All the while, you all drove me to drinking (on that cooler/scooter) out of my “belly pack”…

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