The Anteater Burqua

GRIN # 209

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SERIOUSLY??? Do you need to look at porn that badly? More, even, than you need to breathe? This is a Unibomber accessory. I’m flying next week to Chicago and if I board and this is what my seatmate is wearing….can you say “U.S. Marshal?” It’s like a gigantic black tube sock with built-in jock strap apparatus. Complete and total weirdness.

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6 Responses to “The Anteater Burqua”

  1. ROFLAO ~ Where do you find this stuff??? I am about to pee my pants laughing at the thought of you, your mom & sis on the plane and looking over to find your seatmate wearing one of these.

    You know it is a quality product when you have such high quality model’s. Seriously, what’s up with the reverse skunk stripe. Take your eyes off the porn & go buy more bleach for your hair, honey.

    • This was a beauty I just stumbled upon. Can you imagine? I am still laughing at this one. That this is even seriously sold is just beyond me. WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Oh wait! I thought the skunk stripe was a piece of fabric holding that thing to his head. Yeah, can we get some peroxide over here?

  3. I’m dying here!! Hilarious! It reminds me of a day at the pool a couple of years ago. I had something I had to do online so I took my laptop to the pool, but couldn’t see a thing unless I made a little tent for myself out of my beach towel. I looked ridiculous! Just imagine how much sharper I would have looked wearing one of these fancy contraptions instead!

  4. Meanwhile, some would-be purse-snatcher seizes the opportunity while that woman is … Ummm… “not looking”…

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