How do you love me?
GRIN # 373
Only my hubby doesn’t fall for it anymore. So I had to try with Tyler.
Hey, he had it coming. He didn’t make me a card, but, instead, gave me five dollars as in, “Go buy yourself something nice.”
He didn’t say that, but I swear I see it coming. That, gold chains and a fake hairy chest.
Anyway, since he didn’t get me a card, I said, “Why don’t you just tell me why you love me?” I readied myself for some fabulous little-boy sweetness.
Instead: “Because you buyed me things.”
“Anyone can buy you things. What else?”
“Because you make me born.”
“Okay. What else?
“Mom! That’s two things! I am getting really tired.”
So he’s materialistic and has bad grammar.
I think we’re off to a great start.