FREE breakfast Tuesdays!
When do you know you’re getting incredibly boring as you age?
I’ll tell you. It’s when you argue with yourself at the Chick-fil-A about whether you’re going to order a side salad (like you always do) or really go crazy and order French Fries. Just this once.
“Would you like fries with that?”
“Why, YES, I would!” you say. The cashier does not congratulate you or give you a high-five, however.
When you do order the fries, you feel both guilty and triumphant. And then it occurs to you that you have reached the pinnacle of boring. When did this happen? You used to be cool. Sort of .
At Chick-fil-A, or as we like to call it in my neighborhood, Crack-fil-A, every Tuesday from March 1 through March 29, they are giving away FREE breakfast entrees!
That’s right–Chick-fil-A Chicken biscuits (regular or spicy) or Chick-n-Minis.
Is this not fabulous news? You can’t tell me it doesn’t make you GRIN.
But wait. Now for the fine print. The offer is only for restaurants in Apex, Cary, Chapel Hill, Durham, Fuquay-Varina, Garner, Holly Springs, Knightdale, Raleigh and Wake Forest. In North Carolina. That’s in the USA, for any international readers.
So if you don’t live here; I’m sorry.
You should have quit reading about three minutes ago.
Three minutes of your life you’ll never get back.
As for me, I’m planning how I can make my morning walk go right past a certain place every Tuesday.