Future exterminator

GRIN # 403

It’s dawning on me that if I just run by the bank and get a stack of one dollar bills life could be a lot easier.

Because my kid will do anything for a dollar.

Last night I was so frustrated by a mosquito in the house; it kept biting me but I couldn’t catch it.

Before I left for my writer’s meeting I told Tyler, “If you can kill that thing, I’ll give you a dollar.”

When I got home, I found proof of death and a bill.

 

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2 Responses to “Future exterminator”

  1. So is available to come over here? I had one the other day in my office that was driving me crazy. I would have gladly paid a $1.00 to get rid of it. I love the proof & bill, all on the same piece paper towel!! He cracks me up. I must also admit I was a little concerned about your opening statement. Wasn’t sure where you were going with, “It’s dawning on me that if I just run by the bank and get a stack of one dollar bills life could be a lot easier.”

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