Your next treat: Indescribable deliciousness

GRIN# 391

Found on a conference table at a Triangle business.

Okay, so maybe practically everything in our great nation is made in China, but they have a thing or two to learn about packaging and marketing.

The tagline on this butter and salt candy (whatever that is!!): “I am sorry that I cannot tell the deliciousness of this in a single word.”

Well, you could try. Besides, we don’t want to hear about your work problems. A side note: If someone asks how you are here, we don’t really want to know.

And another thing: What is up with the freakin’ cow on the label? Livestock graphics aren’t like photos of good-looking people, which you can put on any product. This is not India. And, while we’re on the subject, candy is typically not salty or buttery. I think “sweet” is the word you’re looking for.

One more thing: Pick a language!!

Dating in the 21st century, II

GRIN # 42

To recap, on the single scene if you hear _________, it means __________.

This is what WOMEN DON’T want to hear about their potential date:

1. “He’s so confident.” Girls, this hasn’t changed. It still means he’s an ass.

2. “His place is so neat.” A-N-A-L.

3. “He’s a metrosexual.” He wears more crap in his hair than you do. And he’s prettier. And he carries a murse. That’s a hybrid you don’t want to mess with.

4. “He drives an awesome car.” Compensating for….something. I can’t say it here. This is a family blog.

5. “He’s smart.” And he’ll keep reminding you.