Dating in the 21st century

GRIN # 41

Truthfully, I don’t know much about dating. But. I have single friends. From what I hear, dating is tough.

There are things you should know if you don’t want to end up wishing you could make a noose with your dinner napkin.

FOR MEN:

If your potential date is described as ________, it really means _________.

1. “She’s a handsome woman.” That’s code for “ugly.” It even sounds horsey.

2. “She’s just darling!” But she gets lost in the bathroom.

3. “She’s very….eclectic.” She has 13 cats, and you can see the tissue collection in her sleeve.

4. “She’s got this quirky personality you’re going to love.” On her bipolar medication, she’s fun; otherwise hide your credit card.

5. “She’s very intense and goes for what she wants.” Think Fatal Attraction and the boiling bunny.

Tomorrow: The ladies’ turn.