Dating in the 21st century
GRIN # 41
Truthfully, I don’t know much about dating. But. I have single friends. From what I hear, dating is tough.
There are things you should know if you don’t want to end up wishing you could make a noose with your dinner napkin.
If your potential date is described as ________, it really means _________.
1. “She’s a handsome woman.” That’s code for “ugly.” It even sounds horsey.
2. “She’s just darling!” But she gets lost in the bathroom.
4. “She’s got this quirky personality you’re going to love.” On her bipolar medication, she’s fun; otherwise hide your credit card.
Tomorrow: The ladies’ turn.