Dating in the 21st century, II

GRIN # 42

To recap, on the single scene if you hear _________, it means __________.

This is what WOMEN DON’T want to hear about their potential date:

1. “He’s so confident.” Girls, this hasn’t changed. It still means he’s an ass.

2. “His place is so neat.” A-N-A-L.

3. “He’s a metrosexual.” He wears more crap in his hair than you do. And he’s prettier. And he carries a murse. That’s a hybrid you don’t want to mess with.

4. “He drives an awesome car.” Compensating for….something. I can’t say it here. This is a family blog.

5. “He’s smart.” And he’ll keep reminding you.